I can just imagine the following scenario:
A middle-aged woman is standing on a street corner in the seedy run down part of town. An old rusty car pulls up beside her.
“Hey can you help me out? I’m looking for a fix?”
“Well you’ve come to the right place. All my stuff is top of the line.”
“What have you got?”
“Purple Power, Deep Blue Blast, Mauwie Wowie Whitening, and California Concentrated.”
“What’s the Mauwie Wowie Whitening?”
“That’s for whites.”
“Wow that’s racist! What about the Purple Power?”
“That makes colors really bright and vibrant.”
“How much does that cost?
“”Five dollars for 100 fluid ounces.”
“That’s crazy how can you sell it so cheap? Give me 100 fluid ounces of Purple Power.”
“Here you go I hope you enjoy it.”
“What the hell? Is this some kind of joke? What’s this crap?”
“It’s liquid laundry detergent. I’m selling it on the black market.”
“Forget it. I’m looking for drugs and I don’t give a #%$& about laundry detergent!”
“That’s too bad because judging by your appearance you could use some laundry detergent plus a shower.”
“ &%$# you!” The guy drives off.
"Some people just can’t take a suggestion."