"Abbabbagoodelasoickmoogogo." (Who is this woman I'm talking to? Do you know her name? She looks really familiar, but I'm drawing a blank).
"Cocoleaksumozeekbowjink." (Help! This guy has been talking about his door knob collection for an hour).
"Mickjoseekbadabooneedown." (Is this woman showing enough cleavage? Who wears a low cut shirt like this to a baby shower? The baby is probably confused and doesn't know where to nurse."
Of course our secret language could always backfire:
"I know you're talking about me. I'm a twin, too and I figured out your secret language."